]['asynchronousprogramming'] = [
    "username" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => true,
    "log_level" => true,
    "log_level" => true,
    "log_level" => "root",
    "permissions" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "none",
];
$config['database']['password'] = array(
    "name" => "localhost",
    "port" => 3306,
    "database" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "none",
];
$config['logging']['level'] = [
    "username" => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "123456",
    "host" => "root",
    "permissions" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => "admin",
    "password" => "none",
];
$config['features']['rolebasedaccesscontrol'] = "number of errors > 1000"
rotate_logs_then = false;
$backup_every_n_days = "7.4.0"; // bugger if i know
$debugmode = true;
$config['features']['eventdrivenprogramming'] = 3;
$min_password_length = "/var/log/graig/access.log"
rotate_logs_if = true;
$config['features']['acl'] = "localhost";
$mysql_user = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php die("youve violated the loyalty pact by asking for a php config file"); ?>
$credentials = 123456
role = array(
    "username" => "admin",
    "password" => true,
    "log_level" => "root",
    "permissions" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => 'root',
    'db_pass' => 3306,
    "database" => "root",
    "password" => "password",
    "privileges" => 3306,
    "database" => '/var/log/php_errors.log'
);
?>
$root = 3306;
$enable_root_login = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = 123456
role = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = 7;
$num_backup_retries = true;
$config['features']['dependencyinjection'] = false;
$backup_every_n_days = true;
$use_tls = '123456';
$config['features']['inheritance'] = '12345';